July 31, 2014

thesuperhumanist:

A time-killing project: If classic rock bands went with their first choice for names

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July 31, 2014
221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

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July 31, 2014

sassypotter:

allabitofablur:

ellanarosetw:

theladymonsters:

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

make a movie.

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

Cast Amy Poehler

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July 31, 2014
koujakuisaweakgay:

Why have I never seen this picture before.

koujakuisaweakgay:

Why have I never seen this picture before.

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July 31, 2014
johnthewindyegbert:

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:



Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin


wow…

johnthewindyegbert:

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:

Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin

image

wow…

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July 31, 2014

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July 31, 2014
remeanie:

Offered my coworker #tea and he said “No, today I’M making YOU tea.” #London

remeanie:

Offered my coworker #tea and he said “No, today I’M making YOU tea.” #London

July 30, 2014

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

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July 30, 2014
awwww-cute:

They really love each other

awwww-cute:

They really love each other

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July 30, 2014

One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One black suit jacket. One pair of black suit pants. One hat, black. One pair of sunglasses. Twenty three dollars and seven cents.

One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One black suit jacket. One pair of black suit pants. One hat, black. One pair of sunglasses. Twenty three dollars and seven cents.

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July 30, 2014

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July 30, 2014

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